PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a c